Skunk Puss 

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

Skunk Puss by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

skunk cock 

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.

i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.

skunk cock by m-j-dub October 25, 2007

Skunk Gunk

Smegma. Ripe cheesy discharge of the foulest smelling variety.

I gots skunk gunk under my foreskin.

My taint smells like skunk gunk.

Vanessa's poon is full of skunk gunk.

Skunk Gunk by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Skunk Pits

A man with over ripe rotting hairy sweating armpits with such a foul oder they can make even a skunk run from the stench

raunchy guy1: hey i got a good case of skunk pits

raunchy guy2: really! gotta let me get a whiff starts sniffing

raunchy guy1: be my guest *lifts arm up

raunchy guy2: *gags at the stench eyes tearing and burries his face deeper

raunchy guy1: sick dude! *enjoys licking

Skunk Pits by StinkyRottenAss March 3, 2011

Skunk Weed 

Weed that smells very strong, makes the whole room smell like weed even if you didn’t smoke it yet.

“That skunk weed made my room stink! Even my neighbors could smell it”

Skunk Weed by Hehegangsta June 3, 2021

skunk blasting 

another term for dry humping

Steve: "dude last night me and tina, totally were skunk blasting"

tom: "nice"

skunk blasting by cdgunners April 29, 2008

Skunk Diving 

The act of physically inspecting the source of foul smelling pussy, through cunnilingus or fingering.

LOCK IT DOWN PEOPLE IM GOING SKUNK DIVING. IF I DONT COME BACK TELL...TELL MY DAD I ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY

Skunk Diving by TheShadowOnTheMoon March 29, 2011