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haha sprim go brrrrrr scrrrrrrr.
yo you wanna see my shlong?
i bet mine is bigger.
shlong by big man shlong April 11, 2021
A shlong is a boner the will not go away and is there for eternal life
Oh dude he has a shlong!!
Shlong by Slayinchrome May 22, 2021
sematagiolos way of saying penis but in a very gangsta and swag way,if one is to use this word in theyre everyday life they will be granted "The Nigballs" achievement.

-yourfavouritefriendtagi
oh dayum youve got a really seki shlong! it is a noun and an adjective. Oh shlong,is another way of being frightened
shlong by j nigga May 27, 2021
A part of a male body which is a penis
I eat shlong
Shlong by I eat butt June 4, 2021
my shlong is the size of a football field
shlong by horsecockk October 1, 2021
Shlong is a U.K term used for a water bottle
You have a nice Shlong
Shlong by DANJM_69 January 8, 2022