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Anal Gecko

The process of releasing semen into the mouth of a gecko, swallowing it, letting it work through your system, and then pushing it through the asshole. The gecko then spits the semen that was in its mouth into the waiting mouth of a woman, who was waiting just outside the asshole. The process produces a delicious flavor.
Dude, i totally anal geckoed this chick last night!
Anal Gecko by eerickson January 12, 2009

Nuking The Gecko 

When someone does something horrible to a total stranger
Stemming from recent home invasions when two teenagers broke into several homes and ransacked the homes as well as deficating everywhere, and putting one homeowners pet gecko in the microwave and cooked him to death. Hence the name "Nuking The Gecko"
Nuking The Gecko by o.t. guy December 10, 2010

The "Gecko" 

When you have a floppy flopper and just slap someone in the face with it at a hundred miles per hour and just take off their head.
Ryan Durkz: "Hey guys last night I whipped out my floppy and just decapitated my mom. I gave her The "Gecko" L0L.

Bart: "L0L I did that to MariAnne last night. Too bad I'm goin to jail now."

yelping gecko 

When having sex with a girl against a wall and you say very casually that you have aids
Jack "hey can i tell you something"

Emma "What?"

Jack "I have aids"

Emma "YELP"* trying to get away but there was wall behind me

Jack "ha yelping gecko"
yelping gecko by mega troller November 12, 2013

Barking Gecko

The cutest gecko ever (not entirely true but very cute), they will make your heart melt!)
I am so glad I'm getting a barking gecko for xmas they are so cute!
Barking Gecko by krazy_kookoo!!! December 8, 2020

House Gecko 

A house gecko is a light-hearted, fun seeking floozy, having sex with one partner with already seeking the next one.
Forget about her, dude. She's fine, but she's a house gecko.
House Gecko by ShyAaaaaaaaa May 8, 2021