Crust punk 

A crust punk is a punk who hates the government, doesn’t shower and wears the same clothes everyday

Hey who is that?

That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you

Crust punk by Wowilovememes December 3, 2021

Crust Punk Gypsy

A reaction against the hipster culture; distinguished by their affiliation with awareness groups, use of vintage bicycles, unkept/unruly hair, preference for organic/fair trade/locally grown/vegetarian/vegan food, and dress of a gypsy-like quality. The abhor anything westernized. Their political affiliation tends to swing to either socialism/communism/anarchy (with the exception of Barack Obama.) They spend their time hula hooping (or firedancing), smoking clove cigarettes/hookah, and shopping at the local ethnic market place. Must be obsessed with diversity but friendship circle must consist of all white people...

"Hey Jesse, wanna go to the equinox festival? I hear is a "crust punk gypsy" hosting a drum circle and handing out PETA flyers...."

Crust Punk Gypsy by The Crust Punk Gypsy March 11, 2009

crust monger 

A person, involved and dedicated to cool but unable to achieve it!

"See that guy by the bar, what a Crust Monger."
"Oh yes, a monger of the Crust indeed!"

crust monger by Matthew Gair July 2, 2006

Crust boat 

A makeshift raft consisting of equal parts bread crust, twig and leaf (crust = hull, twig = mast and leaf = sail).

Construct as following; attach the leaf to the twig by piercing the leaf at both ends and sliding the twig through each hole. Attach mast to hull by piercing crust with twig / leaf so as to stand perpendicular to the crust.

Give your vessel a name and watch in delight as it sails out towards bewildered ducks who may, or may not take a bite.

Dude, want to go feed some ducks?

Hell's yeah son, I'm gonna break out a crust boat.

Crust boat by the limey December 24, 2008

crust-adjuster

the little knob on the toaster that makes you think you are in control

I like my toast dark so I use the crust-adjuster knob

crust-adjuster by jestercat November 20, 2010

crust punk 

A person whose lifestyle causes them to be dirty and downright unsavory, often emitting an obnoxious gas from their orifaces. Definately someone you dont want to bring to a family function.

Dude you fucked that crust punk chick last night? You must be hella desperate.

crust punk by Higuyz October 9, 2008

Crust Licker 

One who licks a good ass like nobodys business, even gets all the crust.

Bobby come over here and give my ass a good cleaning and dont forget I pay you cause your the best crust licker I got!

Crust Licker by Dirty SaC January 27, 2007