Drop the dog off at the airport 

The act of digging a shallow grave with the intent of burying your poor Fantrax performances

Another loss. I've got to drop the dog off at the airport

Drop the dog off at the airport by vsfunited January 28, 2021

Heathrow Airport

1) The busiest airport in the world.
2) A place to go during a heatwave if you want to pass out.

1) "Dude, we're going to Heathrow!"
2) "Dude, I wanna die." "Dude, let's go to Heathrow."

Heathrow Airport by Soiled Undergarment August 11, 2003

Long Island MacArthur Airport 

A mid-sized regional airport, a little bigger than La Guardia, located in Ronkonkoma NY, the center of Long Island. Southwest Airlines is the most busy there, with non-stop flights to Chicago, Las Vegas, Palm Beach, Ft Lauderdale, Orlando, Tampa, Baltimore, and Nashville. American Airlines is the second most busiest, with non-stop flights to Cleveland and Atlanta. Delta has non-stop flights to Cincinatti and Atlanta. Continental flys non-stop to Boston, and US-Air flys non-stop to Philadelphia. Other small airlines come and go. There is also a flight school there, with LOTS AND LOTS of small planes (cessna, piper, beechcraft ect.), which are also rentable.

It cost less to use LI MacArthur rather than JFK or La Guardia.

Long Island MacArthur Airport by ferrywizzler December 1, 2004

All the personality of an airport departure lounge 

(adj.) Very boring and repetitive. Unpopular, monotonous and insipid

The employee walked into her boss' office and claimed he had all the personality of an airport departure lounge.

All the personality of an airport departure lounge by Banastre July 16, 2004

Logan Airport 

Airport located in Boston, Massachusettes that people blame for 9/11 because two of the planes were from there. It has been ridiculed by all of the families who lost someone on 9/11 because it let the terrorists on the planes.

Logan airport is better now than it was two years ago.

Logan Airport by Anonymous June 26, 2003

chicago airport 

The place Juice Wrld was taken from the world 😞

Boy 1 : yo bro you heard about juice wrld?
Boy 2 : ye man its sad we need to destroy Chicago airport it’s haunted now

chicago airport by ThePEhall December 9, 2019

Vape in airport 

When you go on a Ryan air flight to Poznan and vape once leaving the aircraft , only to be stopped by polish federals asking for 500 zloty.

Bean: ‘Oi Pea I’m craving that vape in airport’
Pea: ‘Here have a tip’
Bean: *takes fat rip*
Polish feds: ‘ stop that ‘

Vape in airport by Grussell March 22, 2023