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telephone 

that was telephone vacation
why, did you not enjoy yourself?

those are some telephone shoes
shut up! you have no taste!
telephone by shaatanoodle December 9, 2021

Telephone Tennis

When you try to call someone but they miss your call, and they try to call you back, but you miss their call, then these steps repeat multiple times.

Phrase invented by Jack Lindsell
"It seems we are playing telephone tennis, I missed your call and you missed mine!"

Telephone itis

: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
Telephone itis by Jenyrose October 23, 2022

telephone number 

A telephone number is a phone who can ring someone or someone that rang you.

Telephone 

A system for transmitting voices over a distance using wire or radio, by converting acoustic vibrations to electrical signals.
"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.
Telephone by Telephone maker November 29, 2023

telephone lies 

This is a certain type of lies that is different than face to face or written/texted lies. As these can be a bit more exaggerated or salty due to the undocumented nature of them.
Allison: "Did you hear about Angelica?"
Mimi: "No, what happened? I just saw her last night at Troy's party. She is still sober."
Allison: "I just got off the phone with Hannah and Angelic hooked up with Blaine and then Brendon!"
Mimi: "Telephone lies! I was there! Blaine grabbed her ass and Brendon tried to kiss her in the laundry room."
telephone lies by von groovy August 7, 2024