floating teapot 

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

floating teapot by ArtOfMecha May 27, 2021

todorokis_teapot_only 

This is a underrated tiktoker who is kind and she also is trying to get support from her mutuals and her friends

Hey have you heard of todorokis_teapot_only?

No I haven't who are they?

todorokis_teapot_only by Idiot dinosaur October 17, 2021

Dirty Teapot 

A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep

Oh yeah, last night I did a Dirty Teapot. it was soooo lit my guy!

Dirty Teapot by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022

Salado Teapot 

A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.

Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?

He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.

Salado Teapot by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022

Japanese Teapot 

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.

The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'

Japanese Teapot by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023

Ohio Teapot 

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.

"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"

Ohio Teapot by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023

English teapot 

Going at it doggy style and the woman starts fishing her asshole and the man uses her arm for leverage

Man I was railing this girl from behind and she said she wanted to do the English teapot and started fisting her asshole and had me grab her arm

English teapot by CodeNameMonty December 1, 2023