stroke the dragon 

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin

Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon

stroke the dragon by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017

stroke tid 

You have a stroke and your tid shakes

1. Man my fuckin stroke tids are shaking like crazy

2. When my nan had a stroke she totally had stroke tids

stroke tid by tids4life August 24, 2017

Stroke N Poke

When you fuck someone and are able to reach into their vagina and stroke your penis while fucking the chick for further pleasure

Jack did a classic stroke n poke to Ellie the other night and Ellie moaned saying DADDY all night long until they cummed on each other. Ellie wanted to fuck Jack again the next day and stroke his penis until he cummed.

Stroke N Poke by DickGirl January 13, 2020

stroke ninja

A super stealthy sex servant that can spank a swollen stiffy for a sticky semen surprise, whack a whiskered Willy wonderfully with one hand, just jerk a johnson so gingerly, five finger a fat fuck stick forever, bare hand a beefy BBC and beat a bulky boner black and blue.

Japanese folklore, written on the walls of the finest oriental massage parlors, tells of the legendary stroke ninja. Although known far and wide as the stroke ninja, the locals simply called her キャンディス. With cat like reflexes, nimble fingers and a grip like the deadly venus fly trap, many a man has succumb to her relentless grasp. The few that survived gather, on occasion, to reminisce about the best rub-n-tug of a lifetime.

stroke ninja by El Conquistador July 6, 2021

Stroke Typing

When you type a message so badly you could potentially be having a stroke.

"ac tua lkgaME POINTS"

"Man you really do be stroke typing today"

Stroke Typing by escington January 13, 2023

stroke it 

(V) Another term for male masturbation

Sean likes to stroke it in bed in front of a piture of his dad.

stroke it by Sean_is_a_basterd.net.com.org October 23, 2003

Stroke the chicken 

To try and persuade or provoke someone to do something when you know that they will definitely not do it because they are too scared.

Abseiling:

Brad - "Come on jack you can do it"
Jack - "I'm scared of heights!"
Brad - "Don't think, just do it"
Christina - "Don't stroke the chicken Brad"

Stroke the chicken by AbseilingMemories August 7, 2009