straight 

A (negative) label for people who are boring, typically used by the LGBTQ+ community to point out people they don't like. Though, it really wouldn't make sense to use it if you yourself are, indeed, straight. Unless you have decided to come to terms with the truth, of course.

"Everyone at this crummy family gathering radiates straight energy, can we hurry up and get out?"

straight by johnny "joe kid" joestar December 12, 2020

Straight 

1) Heterosexual.
2) (only if you're a male) A valid excuse not to suck a dick.

Example 1)

Guy 1: "I'm straight."

Example 2)

Guy 1: "Wanna suck my dick?"
Guy 2: "NO! I'm straight! That's why!"

Straight by Twight0931 March 30, 2021

straight 

What people AREN'T if not BOTH exclusively attracted to the opposite gender romantically and sexually

Biphobe mislabeling people "straight" just because of their preferences towards one gender.

straight by suck_my_d33 June 15, 2021

Straight 

Being attracted to someone of the SAME gender as your not venturing out of your comfort zone.

Omd moons and nits aren’t straight

Straight by Mnzz July 10, 2021

Straight 

an idiot that thinks only straight people can have kids.

My mom is bisexual not straight

My dad is pansexual not straight

Straight by The world doesn’t run on cake August 6, 2021

Straight 

Something you’re not :)

Look that persons not straight!!

Straight by Alex.candycherries September 9, 2021

straight 

not me :D

"are you straight"
"its actually insulting that you thought i was straight"
*cries in the corner*

straight by imthegayest September 13, 2021