Hoot 

Somebody who is funny, a barrel of laughs, got a great sense of humour

Bordeaux Best Buyer is a hoot - his assistant is a hoot too!!

Hoot by shivax April 29, 2009

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

Hooters Lottery by b1gdummy May 8, 2015

Hootenberry

It is an adjective.
It is a noun.
It is a verb.
It is a exclamation.
It is a name.
It’s a feeling.
It’s a quote.
A hootenberry is a feeling. A whole hootenberry is like the true meaning of hootenberry.

HOOTENBERRY IS EVERYTHING!

That’s a whole hootenberry for sure!

Hootenberry by CriscoBabe August 3, 2021

LAN hootenanny 

n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.

OneShot: Hey, Btone, what we gonna do this here comin' weekend?

Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?

OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.

Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.

OneShot: Aight.

LAN hootenanny by Btone June 21, 2005

Harry Potter Hooters 

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.

Ew - She's got Harry Potter hooters!

Harry Potter Hooters by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010

Hooters

Owls

Hooters by Wjio August 5, 2003

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window 

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window by bobandbill July 12, 2011