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sausage feast 

What you get at a sausagefest when a slut shows up and proceeds to suck everybody off.
Dave: All of us guys were hanging out playin' Call of Duty when Brittany showed up. Our sausagefest turned into a total sausage feast if you get my drift.

Slut 1: Check out this sausagefest, it's like an all you can eat buffet!
Slut 2: More like a sausage feast!
sausage feast by Pisser0 November 9, 2011
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fancy feast 

Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.
Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"
fancy feast by Daniel of NY April 25, 2008

Desk Feast 

A combination of desking and feast. Refers to extremely dirty dancing when two people are humping on the dance floor. She is acting like a slut while dancing, and he gets an erection, and then it gets even dirtier.
All the couples were bumping and grinding so bad on the dance floor, the dance turned into one big desk feast.
Desk Feast by Tina the Turtle March 9, 2008

Dog Feast 

To dog feast (or dog feasting):

a) Taping some ass
b) Doing your shit with your bitch
c) Getting somewhere with a girl

Basically, getting some ass.
Guy: "Yo, can you reach Ahmed's at lunch?".
Guy 2: "Nah nigga, I'm dog feasting.".
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*walk into room*
Guy: "I just had a massive dog feast."
Everyone else: "Nice!"
Dog Feast by The Underground March 22, 2009

Crotch Feast 

(v.) when you spill crumbs onto your pants around the crotch area, and then proceed to eat them.
I do it myself, but it just looks creepy when other people have a crotch feast.
Crotch Feast by Blaze200038 March 6, 2011

Blood Feast Island

Noun.
A raptor companion to Black Thunder Island. He was raised from a young raptor and accompanies Black Thunder in his journey. Though his intelligence is not high enough to do things other animals...or even other raptors can do...he is loyal to his master and protects him from those that want to cause him any harm.
1) WHOA, I think Blood Feast Island just clawed the hell out of that guy's eyes!

2) Blood Feast Island, be a good raptor and stop trying to trip me when we're in battle!

Flap feast

Pussy platter, Clit licker, face full of fanny, banquet of blurt n bum
I wouldn't mind her serving me a hot flap feast
Flap feast by Denham ov Darlo November 4, 2015