rising damp

“Rising damp” is slang for a female trying to enter a broken hearted mans life after his wife dies, by slowly and painfully making him feel better about himself.

Janice pulled a “rising damp” on Bobby Bacala after his wife died, by bringing him food every night and giving him sexual favors.

rising damp by Brewhaha343 February 26, 2018

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar 

A Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar refers to a girl with red hair.

If a house has a rusty roof, it is common for the cellar to be wet or damp. In extreme cases the cellar can be flooded, or if the damp course has been affected, Mildew can be found. Hence, if a girl has a head of red hair, it is assumed that her genitalia will be marginally moist at the least.

To summarise, the following phrases mean that someone has seen a girl / woman (usually that they find attractive)

Rusty roof, damp cellar,

Rusty roof, flooded cellar,

Rusty roof, mildew cellar.

damp - attractive
flooded - stunning
mildew - just a stone cold hottie.

Hey John, you see that girl over there?

yeah? the cute one with the rusty roof, damp cellar?

uh-huh, i reckon mildew cellar for sure, the damp course is totally shagged - thats got my name written all over it!

Rusty Roof, Damp Cellar by bashatonic August 20, 2012

money damp 

When you don't classify as extremely rich but have enough money to be a bawler!

I ain't no millionaire but my money damp so I still get what I want!

money damp by Kuurt July 22, 2016

Useless as a damp SQUID 

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?

Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.

Useless as a damp SQUID by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

Cramp in the Damp 

Pain in the butt

The DMV is a real Cramp in the Damp

Cramp in the Damp by MountainDrew March 21, 2019

Black Damp 

An absolutely amazing metal band made up of 5 equally amazing people.. Jason, Chuck, Roger, Boo, & Brent. Originating from Greenbrier, Fayette, & Raleigh Co., West Virginia! Black Damp = A total head banging experience that you will never forget!!!!!

Black Damp fuckin ROCKS!!!! \m/\m/

Black Damp by ¢Àlil*irish¢À April 2, 2008

Crotch damp 

The point in which the crotch area of pants is still damp when taken out of the dryer.

I rushed to take my pants out of the dryer for the interview, unfortunately they were crotch damp.

Crotch damp by Arcanium December 20, 2008