Clowning 

The art of squeezing a ladys breasts and making a honking sound as you do it.

I totally just clowned that girl.

I can't stop clowning

Clowning by JBrom December 6, 2011

coning it up 

The act of many people in a group having marijuana via a bong or a pipe.

"Dude, come over to my place, at 5pm I will be coning it up and would like you to join me."

coning it up by TROYum May 5, 2005

closing like 

Facebook: the like you do to finish a convo you're bored with, when feeling it would be rude to make no response at all.

1: Great shopping trip!
2: Yeah? Whatchya get?
1: Frozen peas, fishfingers and pasta all on 3-for-2!
2: <closing like>

closing like by panaphobe December 10, 2013

cloding 

When something simultaneously closes and implodes.

Guy One:"Why are you so sweaty? You're just sitting there." Guy Two:"I was prairie dogging it but, I knew I couldn't get up so, I've been cloding for the past five minutes. It takes a lot of effort and focus." Guy One:"Cloding...?" Guy Two:"Yeah Man, it's kind of like keistering but, instead of an object, it's just feces." Guy One: "Oh..."

cloding by AnwarSadat94 October 23, 2019

street rat clowning 

making fun of people after a night out, looking as shitty as possible, wearing hats and trying to remember how u got home

im hungry...time for street rat clowning

street rat clowning by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Cooning

The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.

Why didn't you go to work?
Cooning bro.

Cooning by ShyGuydj June 14, 2011

cooning

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.

OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep

cooning by dont be a coon all your life May 3, 2008