Batman 

Is extremely great in bed has a 9 inch penis and will do anything for his friends and get angry easily

Your such a batman in bed

Batman by Fredtheman December 19, 2015

Batman 

Bruce Wayne aka Filip

I am Batman... ooh I mean Filip. Now I have to kill you.

Batman by BATMANTHEDARKKNIGHT September 13, 2016

batman 

Similar to the Superman, a man places his ejaculate around the waist of a female and then places toilet paper on said ejaculate. The result is a belt of toilet paper that is similar to Batman's utility belt.

Last night, I straight up batmaned that hoe.

batman by The Bat Cave February 16, 2008

Batman 

A cross between a man and Batteries.

Man + Batteries = batman.

Batman by EnglishFreak December 5, 2011

batman 

A "superhero" with no powers - just a shitload of cash, bunch of gadgets, and a super-loyal butler!

Superman - "Need any help?"
Batman - "No thanks!" (kicks villain in the crotch)

batman by zohair March 3, 2008

batman 

A superhero with no powers, the only power he has is his wealth

batmans only power is money.

batman by wooglehead April 16, 2007

batman 

I word used in substitution for thats what she said when the actual phrase may be considered inappropriate due to the audience or location.

Jeff: What do you want us to do now?

Coach: Just get on the floor and take whatever i throw you're way!

Jeff: Batman!

Coach: What was that??

Jeff: .....nothing

batman by Batman! March 18, 2008