Leave Me Audi

Euphemism for “Leave me out of this”

Friend: Aye bro, I wanna break up with my girlfriend, should I?

You: Nah fam, she’s your girl and it’s your life. Leave me Audi

Leave Me Audi by RealityUnfold March 14, 2019

floppy is audi

probably a pigeon flopping about in a city square (notably piccadilly gardens)

"FLOPPY IS AUDI, LOOK"

floppy is audi by ejb723 March 10, 2023

500 buck Audi 

When someone finds an Audi that looks way too good for it's price, and it turns out to be either a total mechanical disaster or the seller promises you the car and refuses last minute.

"Bro, I was about to buy this clean Audi for 500 bucks, and now the dude ghosted me."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"

"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."

"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."

500 buck Audi by C1VIC_R July 30, 2025

Math Teacher Audit 

A Math teacher who has been audited on their taxes.

Latest news Math Teacher Audit for fraud on taxes.

Math Teacher Audit by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022

audio terrorism 

Action characterized by the selection of outdated, abrasive, inappropriate, or otherwise unpleasant music in a public setting. Such action may be intentional or unintentional.

Audio Terrorist: "I noticed a couple approach the TouchTunes Jukebox. Little do they know I just put $20 into the mobile app to select terrible music making them look like total squares."

Victim 1:"Let's listen to that new hit song that everyone likes - What the hell! I didn't want to hear Who Let The Dogs Out by Baja Men 13 times!"

Victim 2:"Why the fuck did you pick this shitty music? This is audio terrorism. I'm going to a different bar."

Audio Terrorist(Disguised as a victim): "Yeah WTF!"

audio terrorism by ThorskyHustle October 2, 2013

Whimper audio

The sound of men whimpering. Often liked by homosexuals or horny women. It became popular on TikTok and now people are even paying for whimper audios and hounding men to do it.

Sarah- Jacob blessed us with a whimper audio.

Stephanie- Who knew a guy could be so submissive and breedable?
Sarah- I know, right?

Whimper audio by Explaining shit June 25, 2023

Audient 

An audience of one. An attendee at the kind of concert or sporting event where the name of the crowd is published for the benefit of the other participants.

n
1. a spectator or listener, esp at a public event such as a concert or play
2. the person reached by a book, film, or radio or television programme
3. the devotee or follower of a public entertainer, lecturer, etc.

Our band's first concert went well - we were really kicking it. The Audient was overcome with emotion, and promised to bring a friend to the next gig. The bar staff also applauded. The drummer got the audient's phone number !

Audient by KeithMyArthe November 6, 2011