Squeeze The Lemon 

The art of accelerating through a yellow light in the hopes of making the light. This practice often results in getting pinched by red light cams and horrific wrecks.

Hey Jeff, I squeeze the lemon at the I29 and Benson intersection whenever possible cuz that light takes fo eva.

Squeeze The Lemon by Thanus August 19, 2008

jeezy peezy lemon squeezy

An expression used by huge dorks who are so hopeless that they think they are cool by saying it.

"UrbanDictionary doesn't have a definition for 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy'?! jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!!"

"jeezy peezy lemon squeezy!! I don't say 'jeezy peezy lemon squeezy' too much!"

jeezy peezy lemon squeezy by NGE March 6, 2007

Plastic Lemon 

Demon 1's ideal weapon. Retrieved for free on the side of the road. 100% will kill.

Savannah: Ouch! That plastic lemon hurt.

Plastic Lemon by +Benevolent_Overlord+ March 23, 2021

broke back lemon time

when five straight guys jump backwards all the way to walmart screaming the Ymca song as loud as they can while dressed up as the back street boys holding bananas 🍌

ay cuzzo you know what time it is right ?
oh hell nah let's get to it before we're late..
it's broke back lemon time

get to skipping

broke back lemon time by beatybMonar July 21, 2021

salty lemon drop 

After a man finishes urinating it is customary to give the penis a few good shakes to rid the urethra of residual piss.On occasion,one of the remaining drops of urine can be slung upwards onto the lips or mouth of the unlucky pisser.

Aghhh! I just treated myself to a salty lemon drop!

salty lemon drop by wolfbait51 November 27, 2011

Catching the Lemon 

The act of being forced to do something unpleasant that you would never begin to do in the first place, nor have any need to complete.

I wasn't going trying to, but I was totally catching the lemon when my co-worker asked me to cover for him.

Catching the Lemon by NicholasPickolas October 29, 2008

Juicing a Lemon 

Is when you squeeze a girls pussy so hard she pisses on your hand

I juiced her lemon so hard her piss ran all over my hands.

Juicing a Lemon by Horny bastard January 9, 2005