community uterus

A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.

Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!

community uterus by YAWA December 5, 2022

utah utes 

An overrated school that won a BCS game twice and thinks theyre the baddest team on the planet.

utah utes: we won a bcs bowl!!!!

everyone else: whoop dee doo...now shut the fuck up.

utah utes by UTESUK October 5, 2009

Utelle Face

A Random funny insult meaning your face looks like a womans Uterus. Many will not know what you are talking about.

A: 'Random Insult'
B: 'Random Insult'
A: Yeah, yeah...Well your a Utelle Face.
B: .....*Walks off*

Utelle Face by Fashion Victim July 29, 2008

uterospect

Disregarding all outside factors or influences, usually when examining a situation or object. Aimed at obtaining a fresh perspective.

Jane formed her own opinions because she would examine things in uterospect.

uterospect by zob zylan February 13, 2007

uterine migraine 

Cramping so violent and painful that it feels like a migraine is going on in your uterus.

"OMG, I feel like I'm in labor. I have a total uterine migraine."

uterine migraine by pablo_neruda August 17, 2009

Utensilist 

Someone who has a hatred or intolerance towards a specific utensil. Sporks are the most common victims of utensilists.

"I hate sporks, they aren't good as a fork OR a spoon"

"You UTENSILIST. I can't believe you. If you can't learn to accept all kinds of utensils, we're through."

Utensilist by whatsonmymind August 30, 2009

uterine jewelry 

an intrauterine contraceptive device (iud)

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.

uterine jewelry by gefion October 18, 2010