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Russian Shocker 

When one puts 5 up the pink, 5 up the stink of a girl at the same time. Preferably suddenly. The term originated from Russian "strip searches" of political/criminal enemies.
Person 1: "OMG. Did you see her face when he did a Russian Shocker to her?"
Person 2: "Yes. She looked like she was in pain."
Person 3: "Yeah, but she enjoyed it..."
Russian Shocker by Edgar Sanderson October 15, 2009

Chew Blumpkin Shocker 

The act of taking a chew while seated on a toilet seat for the purpose to take a dump while receiving a blowjob, while performing the act of a shocker upon another girl who is miraculously eating out the girl that is giving you a blowjob
Holy crap I cant believe Neil just got a Chew Blumpkin Shocker, he looks exhausted and really happy

Ultimate Shocker 

The ultimate shocker is the act of putting 10 fingers in the pink and 10 toes in the stink. The reverse ultimate shocker switches holes. This is only performed on the classiest of ladies.
She-Ka couldn't walk straight for a week after Kenny administered the ultimate shocker in the bathroom of a McDonald's.

reverse shocker

Similar to the shocker, but opposite. For the anal whores who wouldn't feel just a pinky. One in the pink, two in the stink.
long live the shock-her.
reverse shocker by Anti December 30, 2004

Canine Shocker 

While standing at the edge of the bed, giving it to your wife, the family pooch pulls a sneak attack from behind and joins the party by giving you a doggy rim job. Surprisingly, you like it.
Last night I was fucking like Ron Jeremy, when FIDO entered the threesome and put me over the top by throwing down the CANINE SHOCKER.
Canine Shocker by Mikeytee September 8, 2011

St Louis Shocker 

When a man takes his dick out of a girl during sex then "accidentally" slips it into the skanks bootyhole. Named so because it has become a common technique in the St. Louis metro area.
Frank: Dude I totally pulled off a St Louis shocker on that skank brittney last night!