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simpleton 

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.
A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."
simpleton by stroydex October 30, 2013

Simple Lampoon 

Making someone look silly with a beautifully simple act of mischievousness.

Originally from the UK TV series Peep Show
Mark: You know Kerry, cancer Kerry, I need to find out, for a friend, the name of that Chinese doctor she was raving about, do you remember?

Jez: Sure. It was Doctor Ying Fu Yip... Wang Shong... Pang Fang Wang... Dang Dong Ning Po Ku.

Mark: Oh right. I see. I get it. You were lampooning me. It was a simple lampoon.

simple but effective 

A term used by Harry styles when Louis Tomlinson answered the question how would you ask a girl to marry you? with will you marry me
Int- how would you ask a girl to marry you?

Louis- Will you marry me?

Harry- simple but effective

simple soup 

A consolidation of utter basicness. Can refer to a gathering of basic bitches or boring-ass situations
If you are in an environment with more than one basic person, you might find yourself in a simple soup
simple soup by yousassinme February 26, 2015

simpleflips

A popular Super Mario 64 player who gets a lot of shoutouts and constantly gets stuck in gay baby jail.
Shoutouts to SimpleFlips.

Hey SimpleFlips, mom here again, my 13 year old son wants 5 dollars so he can "subscribe". I don't know what that is, but a quick Google search shows SimpleFlips subscribers are linked with an overdose of Toad faces. Can you explain this? - Sincerely, a concerned parent.
simpleflips by Galaxtic September 29, 2017

Bob Semple tank 

The Bob Semple tank from new Zealand is EXTRA THICC
Look at her! shes as thicc as the Bob Semple tank