baby porcupine juice

Baby porcupines almost made it into Martha Stewart's coveted (amongst sentient spices) "SPICE-OF-THE-WEEK". Alas the sample was tainted by porcupine smegma, denied it's rightful place in the annals of spice history, and eventually turned to drugs and bad music to ease the pain of looking like a cross between Steve Buscemi and a chernobyl survivor. This substance is now known as baby porcupine juice

I was trying to sautee these baby porcupines, because they go good with fried friendly whale, but the randy little wanker's got their baby porcupine juice on my hands...Ack! It tasted like a combination of bleach, Zima, and Barbara Bush's neck...now please excuse me while i rinse out the taste with napalm.

baby porcupine juice by thatdamnbored July 23, 2008

porcupineapple 

Unholy crossbreed between porcupine and pineapple. It can curl up in a ball, has 3 inch spikes, but can not run or collect rings.(hedgehogs are not the same as porcupines). It grows on trees, and is a good source of protien and vitamin C(not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple.

porcupineapple by Can of Worms November 10, 2008

PorcupineJim 

That furry Toribash player who is a custom belt, but actually sucks major ass in wushu. He is the Leader of TTF (Ten Thousand Fists) clan also. On some occasions he is known to wreak porcupwnage on retards who use 'holdall'

PorcupineJim: Purplely coloured fur, black hair and quills. Usually doing jump kicks into peoples faces.

PorcupineJim by toricrap October 24, 2008

porcupine

sticking your hand, or foreign object in someones ass.

jim gave mary a porcupine

porcupine by Richard Scott January 9, 2004

porcupine

when haing sex on the beach with a condom on; remove your penis, stick it in the sand and reinsert it into the box.repeat until she bleeds

porcupine by Anonymous October 10, 2003

porcupine girl

A woman who has as many weiners sticking out of her as shes had stuck in her.

Hey is that a porcupine girl?

Yea cant you see all the dicks sticking out of her?

porcupine girl by nick469 December 5, 2013

porcupine sack 

When you don't shave yo sack( ball sack) after a long period of time and the hair on the sack(ball sack) grows back thick and pokes you in yo penis ( male gentalia)

Bruh..... I got major porcupine sack!

My side bitch be complaining 'bout my porcupine sack!

porcupine sack by OG GANGSTA MASTER JDOOOOOOG November 27, 2015