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Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. 

As Harry sat down to the notebook, it started to write to him. It asked him his name. Harry told the notebook that his name was Harry Potter, for obvious reasons. The notebook replied ' Hello, Harry Potter. My name is Tom Riddle. '

write my name on your thigh

Something 11 year old boys say on wizz, yolo, and other dating apps to try and look cool. (unsuccessfully) They think by doing it, they think they become dominant of the woman (?)
"Write my name on your thigh"
"No ur twelve go play fortnite or something"

Talk down on my name 

If someone talks bad about you you say...

thats my (name) impersonation 

When your being awkward around a girl on a date so when you or her mentions it you say "thats my (insert name of someone whos realy awkward around girls or was once) impersontation"
"what are you doing"
"thats my (name) impersonation"

hi my name is trent 

Trent: hi my name is Trent
Zach: Hi!
Trent: I got a basketball game tomorrow
Zach: Ok

Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)