chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

chronic masterbater by heyboo January 15, 2009

masterbation 

A common mispelling of "masturbation" used by retarded twelve year olds who are neglected by their parents and listen to Linkin' Park.

"Masterbating" is for pre-pubescent morons who don't know what "masturbation" is.

masterbation by The Observer May 6, 2003

masturbate 

The best thing you can do when you're alone

I masturbated 'till I couldn't breath... it was awesome!

masturbate by el_pichum May 19, 2008

Facebook Masturbater 

Creepy teens who look for seductive pictures of their friends in order to become aroused

dude, she has the hottest picture, makes me want to be a facebook masturbater.

Facebook Masturbater by titanboy2793 July 11, 2010

Masturbate 

To touch oneself until an orgasm is reached.
Males grab their cock and stroke.
Females finger themselves, or use a dildo, or vibrator, or a hot dog...
We all do it, don't deny it.

Bob had to masturbate all the time because he was too creepy to get laid.
Jane would rather masturbate, because she can't risk getting a bun in her oven. Although, she's had her eye on Bob for a while...

Masturbate by ChEeSe Is GoOd October 6, 2006

compulsive masterbater 

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

compulsive masterbater by thee definer;) March 15, 2014

masterbationsensation 

the feeling you get when masterbating

i can just FEEL the masterbationsensation

masterbationsensation by chris99163 April 1, 2009