forking 

sticking forks into someone's yard - usually forms words or pictures
-yard grafitti
can be used to laugh at a friend or to piss off an enemy

"We were bored last night, so we forked my ex-boyfriend"

forking by s9xss23h86q5 August 15, 2004

forking 

1. sexual intercourse, especially missionary or anal sex. Coined as the likely consequence of spooning.

2. sticking plastic dinner forks into someone's yard in the dead of night, similar to teepeeing or hotdogging.

1. while Jordan imagined he and Julia's spooning turning into forking, he found himself sporking her, and hastily switched to knifing.

2. Jordan had to run from Julia's angry dad when he was spotted forking their manicured front lawn.

forking by Jezloop October 17, 2008

forking 

a word to use instead of fucking

omg jenny you forking whore

forking by belle 4 dai <3333 March 15, 2008

Forking 

Kind of like spooning. but the person on the outside takes their leg and put it across their partener.

"wanna spoon?"
"Bitch no i wanna fork"

"I'd rather be spooning"
"ACCEPT THAT YOURE FORKING!"

Forking by who-likes-cheese-i-do! March 4, 2009

Pussy footing 

It's not what I thought it meant.

Fez: Okay, stop pussy footing around! ...and that's not what I thought it meant.

Hyde: What are you talking about?

Pussy footing by Donna Forman November 3, 2011

Forking 

Verb (for-king): The act of simultaneously penetrating one or more sexual orifices with multiple phallic objects. Most commonly performed during MMF threesomes, but can be performed in solo, couple, and homosexual sex acts.

See Double Penetration.

Keith: Man we were forking that bitch all night.

Jimmy: Yeah, we forked her good.

That Bitch: Can we do some more forking?

Forking by The Shadow Man March 18, 2011

foofing 

a euphamism for fucking

I heard Jenny's foofing around with quite a few boys lately.

foofing by Harriett April 19, 2006