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Couponing 

The act of absorbing booze into a q-tip and sticking it in your ass
Ben: "Hey Collin am I couponing correctly"
Collin: "Yeah you got it way up there man"
Couponing by Jmnyprc August 27, 2016

crapper coupons 

Noun: Another name for shit tickets. Also known as toilet paper.
"Hey Alex - I gotta take a huge grogan, and we're out of crapper coupons - please go get some while I take care of business."

Couponaphobia 

Guy one "Hey I have a coupon for 5 dollars off our pizza"
Guy two "Get that shit away from me I want to spend my money bitch, I have couponaphobia"
Couponaphobia by JessMH June 15, 2009

yuppie food coupons

Twenty dollar bills obtained from an ATM.Originated in Wired back in 1996. In 2000 they were refered to in Details as dotcom food coupons
Look at the dude getting his yuppie food coupons
yuppie food coupons by Peter Scott September 19, 2008
dumbshit in mauritian language
ta gros couyon-hey big dumbshit
couyon by arnbab January 17, 2008

extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.
fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store
extreme couponing by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011