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Apple Borg

Apple Borg: A term referring to Apple iPhone users who, like the Borg from Star Trek, form a collective consciousness. They stick together, appear entranced by their devices, and often consider themselves part of a superior tech-savvy race.
Lee: Bruv, those Apple iPhone users are a bit funny. They all kind of have that same emotionless vibe: everyone’s got the same devices, and they all stick together. They don’t really like differences in devices.

Frank: They remind me of the Borg from Star Trek, all weirdly cybernetic, connected, and uniform.

Lee: We could just call them the Apple Borg, LOL.

Frank: Init Bruv LOL.

Lee: LOL.
Apple Borg by Jamie Cheese January 29, 2026
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do an Anders Borg 

Get drunk at a party, whip out your penis, and grab male participants of the party in their crotch for comparison of the length of their penises with that of your own, and call several women present "whores" and "sluts". Later say you had a "blackout".
Don't do an Anders Borg this weekend.
do an Anders Borg by Sanvi August 7, 2017

BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO 

Mjönir, the Beetle of Metal and Lightning
"The BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO is coming for your snacks."

BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO 

"The BIG BAD BEETLE BORG BOYO is coming for your snacks."

Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo 

"You met the Big Bad Beetle Borg Boyo yet?"
"No, but I hear he's dumb and smells like wet rocks."
"Yeah, he's the same idiot writing this."

Grandma Barb's BORG 

Grandma Barb's BORG or, really, any name will do or could be used. It’s grandma’s drinking jug full of hooch, juice, Xanax, codeine, and corn syrup. Because GRANDMA don’t play!
I gotta go to CUB and get some corn syrup and Welch’s sparkling grape juice so Grandma Barb's BORG can be concocted with the other, special, oh so special, ingredients.