salad choice 

A slang term for a job or the method someone makes their money.

Right now I got the green, and it's not just 'cause my salad choice.

salad choice by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

salad shaker 

when a male/female partner spreads your legs apart and uncontrollably eats your pussy

@jacobsartorious is the best salad shaker in town!

salad shaker by bodyrolls May 9, 2018

Salad is a salad 

A phrase I use to repeat when my calico cat, Salad, does something out of the ordinary such as not coming back home for 8 days.

Salad is a salad....Salad is a salad.

Salad is a salad by boooba153 April 15, 2022

salad-daze 

confusion and or dizziness due to a flawed vegan or vegetarian diet that provides little or no protein

When you're a fish-fowler, you don’t have to worry about salad-daze.

salad-daze by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2014

Salad Wedge 

When your girl slobbers up your bung hole good by tossing your salad and without warning takes full advantage of your wet quivering ass shoves one or more of her fingers deep inside.

Rachel gave me the salad wedge last night and a prostate orgasm too.

Braaaaahhh. Your mom surprised me yesterday and gave me the salad wedge. Hope she washed her hands before she made your dinner.

Salad Wedge by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

salad shit

When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.

Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!

Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!

salad shit by LonePooper January 25, 2018

Salad Bag 

The act of jacking off into a girl's purse(unbeknownst to her) and then shaking it up to mingle with its contents.

My girlfriend wouldn't blow me last night, so when she went to take a dump I gave her a salad bag.

Salad Bag by DurtyDan July 20, 2009