A Janet 

A Janet is a database of all the information in the world (which is being updated every second) put together into one robot shaped like a person. A (Good Place) Janet is designed to serve the people of The Good Place and can summon anything. Whenever a Janet gets rebooted, she gets more and more advanced. If rebooted enough times, Janet's can began to experience feelings, like friendship and love.

A Janet is used to serve people. A Good Place Janet is designed to serve the people of the good place. A Bad Place Janet is designed to insult the demons of the Bad Place

A Janet by JustARandoGirl December 29, 2019

Jealous Janet 

a person who is soooooo jealous that they cant help but be jealous of other people even if they arent awsome. they get jealous over everything. for example...bigger boobs or slices of cake. you get the jizz

jeez gio, why are you such a jealous janet??

Jealous Janet by Nifty Lili October 17, 2008

fuck off janet 

The vine that says fuck off janet I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Usually someone quotes this vine when someone asks them to go to an event they don’t want to go to all the time.

Hey I am having a party this Sunday!
Fuck off janet you had one last month.

fuck off janet by 5p bags from asdas September 15, 2018

Tell us about it, Janet! 

Originally from Rocky Horror Picture Show, the phrase is now used when someone is about to tell you a story you don't want to hear, in the hopes that they will be confused/distracted enough for you to change the subject or flee the scene.

Exercise caution when the mark is actually named Janet.

Talia: That reminds me of when I had a four hour conversation with Ben Stein about economic theory...
Bruce: Tell us about it, Janet!
Talia: Wh-
Bruce: *flees*

Tell us about it, Janet! by DoubleDDucky October 14, 2015

A Janet 

A Janet is a loud mouthed, fat, ugly, loud mother fucking bitch who will never get married because she's a Sasquatch who sells sex toys only she uses.

SHE'S A WHORE.

Hey you see that thing rolling our way? Yeah, that's a Janet... Fat ass

A Janet by A Janet August 26, 2014

Dirty Janet 

A person who deceives midgets on a bed of Thin Mints.

Dirty Janet didn’t want my cookies

Dirty Janet by MamaGirlGuides May 19, 2019

A Janet 

A Janet is someone Who lies purposely daily. A Janet usually is someone who starts to believe the lies they tell.

You were being a Janet yesterday when you said you had to go to work at 8a.m

A Janet by Blanca Ortiz January 15, 2021