ice-creaming 

the act of masturbation while keeping the hand in operation as cold as possible. The master bater will usually keep a bucket of ice to dunk the free hand in, alternating hands to maintain a nice frosty sensation. Upon ejaculation, the ice creamer will simultaneously dunk their genitals into the ice bucket, thus "icing" their "cream". Screaming is optional, but highly recommended.

Did you hear what happened to that kid?

What happened?

He got frost bite on his cock from ice-creaming.

No fucking way!

That's right asshole, fucking frostbite.

ice-creaming by Whoopi Goldberg January 22, 2007

Ice Cream Blow Job 

While getting head, you ejaculate on your partner's face, chest, and in their mouth. Rumored to have originated in Fayetteville, Arkansas

Dawg! Dat bitch iz crazy! She just gave back to back ice cream blow jobs to DJ Squishmitten and Lewisville Slugga! Now she's all sticky.

Ice Cream Blow Job by Lewisville Slugga February 21, 2010

Ice Cream Sandwich 

The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.

Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.

Ice Cream Sandwich by CaptainClamSlammer February 11, 2012

vaginal ice cream 

The pure essence and delightful flavor of your girlfriends( or almost any female for that matter) southern region. Mainly preferred to be ate after the female has washed out the dish

my favorite flavor of vaginal ice cream is brunette, blonde, and redhead

vaginal ice cream by kisameassa July 10, 2007

ice cream paint job 

to ejaculate inside a woman's body; "cream on the inside, clean on the outside." reference: see "are the rims big/do they ride good" refering to a woman's breasts and sexual intercourse

I gave cathy an ice cream paint job and she thought I was wearing a rubber, now a baby daddy.

ice cream paint job by i'm smarter than you August 22, 2009

Ice cream antisocial 

A planned event in which one person consumes ice cream. No others are allowed to attend or even know about it.

Alan: What is this? You didn't invite me to the ice cream party?
JD: Naw, it was an ice cream antisocial.

Ice cream antisocial by Motocrossgreg July 25, 2010

The Ice Cream Truck 

One in the front and a fist full of ice in the rear.
Similar to The Van only funnier and colder.
See also: The Shocker

Bitch was gettin uppity about my fist in her ass, so I decided to chill her out with the Ice Cream Truck.

The Ice Cream Truck by Sphincter_Soup April 19, 2009