east greenwich

One of the best places on the planet to live. East Greenwich is a quaint village in the center of Rhode Island nestled on an inlet of Narragansett Bay. Residents of the town are generally split into two groups, townies and everyone else. Townies generally live in the area of town south of post road, and east of first ave. They are generally lower income from the rest of the towns more affluent residents. They have a mix of wigger and cranston in their demenor. They are tough to the bone, and won't back down from a fight. They have an excellent basketball team, that can be seen running the courts at Eldridge in the Summer, and at Open Gym on Mondays in the winter. East Greenwich boasts one of the top notch High School Football programs in all of Rhode Island. Utilizing the famed wing T offense, the Avengers have been a strong program for over 50 years. East Greenwich also boasts a nightlife second to none, with such establishments as The Oaks, The EG Hotel, Norman's, and The End Zone.

The East Greenwich Coach ran the wing T offense all over Johnston on Friday night.
Coach: Alright, straight wing T, Brown Right waggle 46 counter trade.
QB: Got it.

east greenwich by EG Football December 9, 2008

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east greenwich

Rather small town in Rhode Island. Kids there are sterotyped as being rich and snoby which is sometimes true and (really) rarely not. Even though the people here have soooooo much money (appenantly) the schools still suck and students fear that pieces of the roof will fall on their heads as they walk down the hall. The textbooks can tell you what happened 20 years ago, and the teachers can't tell you much more then that either. When the town actually decides to spend money on the schools, the either spend it on something that will break down/fall apart in several weeks or are already obselet. For example, many wireless computers were just purchased in the middle school. The section of the school that needs them the most is unable to because they are located in the wrong section of the school.
Many preps go here and stereotype others till they crack while learning "lifelong lessons" that will only be ignored through the influence of crack.
The town is divided by townies (those who live in town) and the rest of the people. Townies tend to make less money then the rest of the town and let that stereotype themselves.
The grade point average is wayyyyyy to high and kids are divided by how well they do in school. The townies are assumed to be stupider then the rest of the kids in East Greenwich.

Kid one: Hey, aren't the schools in east greenwich nasty?
Kid two: Yeah! Watch this! *sticks pencil into celing where it sticks*
Kid one: EW!
Kid two: *Removes pencil. Walks away with Kid one.*
*Celing falls down behid them*

Kid one: How'd you do on that science test?
Kid two: *Sniffs and brushes away tears* I-I-I got a nin-ninty-t-t-t-wo!!!!!!!!!!!!

east greenwich by somrp2 April 6, 2007

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East Greenwich Girls

Rich hoes who no nothing else but sitting in BMWs and Porches. They get everything they want from their rich daddies. They lose their virginity at age 14 and were the most expensive clothes and biggest bras. There are few good ones who can appreciate what they have but most are hoes, especially the ones from Eldredge.

Dude those East Greenwich Girls are such hoes. I think I'm interested in the Warwick girls.

East Greenwich Girls by Bigguy82 June 19, 2019

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east greenwich

A town where the schools are in bad condition. Ceiling tiles fall every two seconds. No one bothers to fix these problems because everyone believes that the students don't need better schools. The textbooks there are copyrighted in the 1980's.

John:Do ya wanna go to East Greenwich?
Steve: Na, the school's ceilings are falling every two seconds.

east greenwich by The Boy Scouts Of America December 6, 2006