fooning 

Fooning=friends+spooning
Fooning is the act spooning a friend but if you both describe it as fooning it is no longer homosexual.

Josh “Hey Sam, I’m getting cold over here, wanna come over for some good ole’ fooning?”
Sam “As long as we both agree that it’s fooning, cause if we were spooning that would be gay.”

fooning by The_Fooning_Master October 7, 2018

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

fossil fooling by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

fooking 

the act of fucking and pooping at the same time. sometimes this act of sex may get out of hand and couples will end up rubbing shit on each other like in the hit internet video 2 girls 1 cup

Guy #1"god! i hade shit when i was humping my lady friend last night!"

Guy #2 "you should have started fooking her!"

fooking by webber18 March 3, 2010

Fooking 

To be on Facebook for an extended period of time

Sarah: Hey Emily, what are you up to?
Emily: Hey! nm just fooking around.

Fooking by eringirl39 January 20, 2012

floping 

occurs by the late arrival of an occasional group member accompied by uneccessary door closing force. actions is accompied by loud "aaahhh" and multitude of emptying pocket actions with objects travelling at high velocities onto the coffee table.

Tycho - Hey guys
*SLAM*
*sits down* ahhhh
*slams keys down*

floping by foug January 11, 2005

fooking 

another form of "fucking" used in the taco bell drive threw while ordering/waiting for food

example- 1)fooking ghey boolsheet
2) I want a fooking crunch wrap supreme with no fooking tomatoes

fooking by ksaa December 14, 2008

beer footing

pouring half a pint of beer or more on to a mates foot

when dario poured half a pint of stella on to sparkys foot at pompey in a club. was well funny!!! would recomend beer footing

beer footing by ellis the legend April 26, 2006