A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has
nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best
roller skater, but it’s just awkward.
He can get all of the women, yet
none of them.
He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.
He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.
If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.