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He is gay and he is a bot
I don't want to be a Alfredo
Alfredo by Asddffhhffjfh April 17, 2020
A “man” that wears skinny jean shorts and has nipple piercings. He’s going grey but loves to pretend he’s 18, not 40, and he dyes his beard black #justformen
He thinks he’s the best roller skater, but it’s just awkward.

He can get all of the women, yet none of them.

He’s a good friend, and really funny, he’ll always help you out.

He likes to use the words “yo” and “foo” and his laugh is a cackle.

If you have to pick an alfredo, go to Olive Garden.
Alfredo by Teampanties September 20, 2020

Alfredo balloon

I put all my alfredo balloons under my mattress
Alfredo balloon by Bankydud September 29, 2020
long schlong and likes pasta food he is very funny man too
"YO IS THAT ALFREDO!"
alfredo by Biximoxi January 14, 2021
Alfredd is a charming, charismatic, flirtatious, sexy, and will definitely steal and break your heart at the same time, his charm will definitely steal your heart and his flirting skills will have you heels over head for him literally, he is very irresistible and will have you biting your lower lip every time you see him, he is crazy in bed, but If you ever make an alfredd mad or get on his bad side he will never forget and remember it til the end of time. Damn Womanizer. With a big.
You’re definitely an Alfredd!
alfredd by Snapsnaps November 23, 2021

Alfredo Ricky 

Every man wants to be him and all the women want him. He is hilarious, good looking and a good friend. He’ll go to hell and back just to make sure your good. The epitome of perfect speaks… Alfredo Ricky
Guy: hey bro, that’s my girl your talking to!

AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh
Alfredo Ricky by Ddoschaos November 23, 2021