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The Dutch Double Barrel

This is a sex position that requires two males and one female. Once acquired one penis is inserted into the vagina as normal missionary sex. Then the other male steps in and goes under the female and inserts his penis into her asshole. After two penis's have been inserted then you begin to fuck.
Wow I had an amazing last night. George my neighbor and my homie Abdul got to preform The Dutch Double Barrel On my wife. I got to watch and it was magical.
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The filthy pickle barrel

When you're going down on a chick and lapping up all that fishy goodness and suddenly your tongue wanders too far south and you get that distinct,acrid,dill pickle-sauerkraut flavor.
I must've accidentally tongued the ole lady's asshole when I was eating her out.I got that dreaded battery acid taste that can only come from the filthy pickle barrel.

The Rule of Barron 

A rule that gives children the right to be free from bullying because of the actions of their relatives.
"That's breaking The Rule of Barron, you can't diss a kid because of his relatives."

The Whole Cracker Barrel 

When someone is such a cracker, that they cannot just be called a cracker. This term can only be used to describe the pastiest of the pasty, the dumbest of the dumb, the blondest of the blond, and the people who spend 10 hours a day on TikTok.
Person 1: Damn, check out this new TikTok challenge

Person 2: Nah get the fuck out my house, you ain't the cracker you the whole cracker barrel.

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

Barrel over the Falls

A term used to define a sexual practice wherein a female stands, legs-apart, above a male partner laying beneath her and proceeds to urinate and then defecate on top of him in said manner: "piddle in the middle, plop on top".

"No, seriously. Kendra was so annoyed that Shaatie tried to 'Cleavland Steam' her the other night, that she busted out a 'Barrel over the Falls' on his ass!"

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states 

It first appeared in the movie "Horrible Bosses." It basically just means your gunna bend that bitch over and stick it in her and show her who's boss.
Chandler: "Hey bro are you gunna get with her tonight?"
Jake: "Hell yeah bro Imma make sure she's sore tomorrow. I'm gunna bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states."
Chandler: "Thatta boy"