The act of using your own cum to stick breadcrumbs (or sand) to your dick (via rolling) Then proceeding to slap the girl that made you cum (or another girl if preferred) across the face until it grows red or begins to chafe.

"Dude I just gave this girl a desert slappy"

"Man are u high?! Wat the hell is that?"

"It's like a chicken cutlet only you slap her across the face man"

"Ouch bro thats gotta hurt."

"Yea man, her face was redder than when I backhanded her"

desert slappy by king_of_nothing April 29, 2009

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slappy jizz

During a threesome with two guys one girl, as your about to blow your load you pull out and blow it into your hand and slap the other guy in the face.

As your Eifel towering a girl your buddy pulls out and slappy jizzs you in the face, only to your wisdom there's jizz on your face. Ewww

slappy jizz by woody.1994 November 26, 2014

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slappy toppy

Giving someone oral sex.

Kylie left the party drunk last night and gave thuro slappy toppy.

slappy toppy by Taco marvin November 20, 2015

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