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Shanter is shit banter, occuring most frequently between women, under false belief that they are indeed partaking in banter.
The girl, trying to be funny told a joke. None of the lads laughed - Shanter

Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was on the other side - Shanter
Shanter by Raguman June 23, 2011
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when you fart so hard that a little piece of shit comes out
oh no, i just sharted all over my undershorts
sharted by paul t. January 27, 2004
The act of pulling down someones trousers and or underwear.
Dave got Scanted, Lets go scant Dave, Dave is going to scant you.
Scanted by Spastic Rodeo July 29, 2009
The act of eating massive quantities of food in a very brief amount of time by taking great white shark sized bites out of the food item being consumed.

Secondary Definition:

To make food disappear instantaneously.
When the Zorf offered a half sandwich to Hoof Hearted it was intercepted by Migraine Headache Boy and shaned before Hoof Hearted could verbally respond to the offered sandwich.

Bob was starving after a hard day at work stuffing down pillows. Upon arriving home he proceeded to order an extra large pizza. When it arrived, he immediately shaned it. Authorities were unable to find any trace of said pizza...
Shaned by The Zorf Hath Spoken September 23, 2010
when you shit and fart at the same time
jimmy sat down and thought he farted but he really sharted
sharted by heaven 01 May 13, 2005
when u try to fart and a little shit comes out
Dude we gotta go i sharted, ??, tryed to fart and little shit came out
sharted by steadler0 February 19, 2008