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Pathetic Idiot 

One who is obsessed with an animal humanoid type of fantasy life. Is also self absorbed, and feeds on the free time of others with worthless hypocritical comments on what it means to be the "Alpha Male" of a certain situation or area.
"I've made like ..15 emails since then? And..I have a new Fursona?
And, I'm a Communists now?
You are still the pathetic idiot you were before."
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Pathetic bitch

A pathetic bitch is a smelly, gross, ugly, dumb looking thing, u will never wanna be its friend or u would never wanna be one.
Hey bro look at that pathetic bitch over there, lets call her ugly names.

Pathetic Asian Syndrome 

An asian who go full on out hardcore with an asian style. The girls have different shades of different colours in their dead, layered, straight and thin hair. Getting clothing from Supre and thinking they are a mix between "swag" and "indie". The boys have a mullet with around 3 different colours, wearing mostly G-Star and Henleys. Both of them have a high majority of crooked teeth, resulting in covering their mouth when they laugh. They go beyond corny especially when in relationships.
"Oh god, did you see that asian who asked his gf to the formal by paper and roses"

"Yes I did, and what was she wearing?"

"Defs supre, I can't even identify that style, obviously they both have a case of Pathetic Asian Syndrome"

pathetic ape 

Phrase used to describe someone that can’t think straight, is dumb and on the same level as an ape. A low life
All you do is sit at home and play video games. Your such a pathetic ape Ethan.

pathetic simp 

1- a person throwing too many compliments.
2-when someone is simping too hard.
3-when your friend keeps talking about his/her crush.
friend: i miss my girlfr-
me: you pathetic simp
friend: you loser
me: i dont speak simp language
friend: cries
pathetic simp by ilovespicenoodles September 28, 2020

Pathetic Resident 

The best terminology to describe our current "president" Barack Obama.
In this case "president" is a combination of the words pathetic and resident.

Oh snap! Here comes that pathetic resident some people call "president".

I have enough change pathetic resident, it is in a bucket in my room!
Pathetic Resident by gbbengi June 8, 2010

pathetic morons 

A group of people on a stupid chat that have absolutely nothing to do with their lives.
Look there goes those pathetic morons looking for something to do again