road lice 

Motorcycles. Because they're a pest to car drivers, always getting into the spaces you can't see and causing iritation.

I'm sick of all the road lice round my place. I almost cleaned a guy up the other day on the freeway.

road lice by Ray Babycakes July 30, 2006

jizz lice 

cum in hair
manjuice on top of one's head

check that jizz lice on her!!

jizz lice by Mister Snacks August 2, 2006

fleas and lice 

One of the best fucking hardcore HC punk bands today. Their fucking sick and talk about real issues like poverty, animal rights, and women rights among others. But they just don't talk and shout about them they are involved in what they speak about. They are also members in animal rights group. They fucking sick D.I.Y.

Poser punk: omg I got a blink 182 cd and its so fucking cool, their so punk rock.

Real punk: shut the fuck up cunt u don't know shit about punk. A real punk band is Fleas and Lice.

Poser punk emberresed...=(

fleas and lice by DAHMER PUNX January 22, 2007

sea lice 

Extremely tiny, baby crabs usually lain offshore but washed in by storms, etc. They attach themselves via their tiny claws to the bodies of unsuspecting swimmers. Painful and annoying, especially when there are thousands of them. Even worse once they get into ones swimsuit and entangled in pubic/butt hair.

Swimmer: Mr. lifeguard, something in the water is biting my testicles
Lifeguard: sounds like sea lice
Swimmer: huh?

sea lice by giglbox May 25, 2008

Flied lice 

The Asian way to say Fried Rice, they can't say the R, instead they say the L.

When you are pwning the shit out of a game (or something) you shoud 'You want some Flied Lice with that mothafucka!?'

Example; you making a 10 kill streak with a game, and shout through youre headset at your apponent; You want some FLIED LICE with That Mothafucka!

Flied lice by lame89465 October 18, 2008

red popo-lice

a band comprised of four 9th graders

four hotties

the best posse around

a mix of vocal and "instrumental" talent

"hey its the red popo lice. i heart them"

red popo-lice by a_fan_o_da_band January 16, 2005

Thread lice

Those who contribute to a sudden blossoming of entries in a blog's comments by non-regulars attracted by a particular issue and who do not add constructively to the continuing dialog. Comment spammers.

Comment by a regular: Thread lice. The infestation will clear up after a while.

Thread lice by sbw January 30, 2007