last stitch effort 

Your final attempt to bring something to completion. Usually giving all you time and effort into that last attempt. Similar to: “the last straw” “the last ditch effort.”

That was my last stitch effort to get into college

last stitch effort by bren1010 July 26, 2021

Grunts Of Effort 

The Top version of whimpering.

You: "Hey wanna send me a video of you performing grunts of effort ;)"
Me: "I'm not comfortable with a video but i could do an audio"
You: "oooo yes daddy"

Grunts Of Effort by cunninglingusqueen June 29, 2023

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive 

You are REALLY struggling with that one, huh?

Hym "Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive. Me dying isn't going to save your. You haven't made a concerted effort to keep me alive and the bodily harm clause allows for ACCIDENTAL death (upto and including getting hit by a drunk driver). Now, it doesn't say anything about ME keep MYSELF alive. It says YOU have to make a concerted effort to keep ME alive. You motherfuckers really struggle with the YOU vs ME distinction don't you? So, killing me, letting me die, denying me care. None of that is going to stop anything. OK? You get it. MY thing IS going to work. YOUR thing is not. You don't do what I do. Me. You. Get it? OK."

Failure to make a concerted effort to keep me alive by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

Effortlessly Beautiful 

You, Drumstick The person reading this

Someone who walks into the room & instantly lights it up making the room brighter with every smile . Walks around effortlessly with that light in there eyes & glow around them that they can’t even see.

There just like a butterfly 🦋 they can’t see there own wings so they don’t know how beautiful they are .

You’re effortlessly beautiful, with a beautiful mystery you just make it look easy.

Effortlessly Beautiful by BADE’94 March 13, 2022

Effortless swag

The guy who has the money to dress like a baller but instead wears a baseball cap, Nike high tops, a typical tshirt, and nice jeans. He may not be a 10 to the eyes but his confidence makes him a 20. These are hard working street smart business men who worked hard to achieve their success . Effortless swag is not a 3 peice suit with daddy's surname embroidered in the inside pocket. It's effortless and humble

The guy with the "it factor" swag is what boys have . Effortless swag is what men have. nikes confidence humble hardworker

Effortless swag by Rachieba May 23, 2013

Efforting 

A made-up word used by TV news producers or assignment editors who should be mouth-punched; often used by people who think it's a more eloquent way of admitting fail.

"Lindsay Lohan mugshots? Oh, yeah, I'm, uh, efforting them now."

"Efforting? Only the paste-eaters in the TV department use that retardese."

Efforting by Elemenopio August 4, 2012

effart 

The act of breaking wind from straining too hard during a workout.

"Dude, I was trying to bench 300 pounds, and I totally busted out an effart."

effart by Ryan Waddell April 21, 2006