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Dangling Keys 

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one
I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter
Dangling Keys by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014
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Dingling 

Shaking your booty to flick off a dingleberry.
Laquisha: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Tyrone: I was dingling!
Laquisha: Oh my bad, sorry!

dongdinga 

A ho who only touches the tip is a real dongdinga
dongdinga by omg12354 September 15, 2016

donging out 

The process of submitting to illogical delusions and in turn acting like a total dong.
After staying up for three days straight, Fred began donging out.
donging out by Donging hard June 19, 2017

Dongingly 

When a person stares at a penis that is peculiarly long, that they cannot take their eyes off it.
Rebecca gazed dongingly at Robert's croutch, in hopes that one day that dick would belong to her.
Dongingly by laserfirelife June 25, 2019

Dangling labia penis 

Dude did you see her dangling labia penis it was awesome

doongling 

When you tell someone when they are dawdling, or being idle or and annoying you
Stop doongling and actually get me a cup of water, I'm in the middle of the ACT!
doongling by Mochisawesome390 June 10, 2020