time cube 

When someone on the internet spews out something that is totally batshit crazy, that spew is (a) time cube. For the full effect, the spew should involve esoteric calculations, run-on sentences with copious punctuation problems, ALL CAPS sections, and major category errors.

For the original referent, see www.timecube.com

awsmboi2323 got banned from posting because he kept spamming the threads with time cube.

time cube by emote_control July 9, 2009

Rubik's Cube 

1) A puzzle invented by Hungarian professor Erno Rubik that swept the world by storm in the early 1980s and continues to carry a steady following.

"We turn the Rubik's Cube and it twists us."

Rubik's Cube by Kevin Curran July 20, 2003

cube-goggles 

a spin-off of beer-goggles, cube-goggles are when you work in an office space/cubicle and thus find yourself attracted to people who you would not notice under normal circumstances.

this occurs for two main reasons:
1. many people in the office setting are not very attractive (slim pickins).
2. spending 8 hours a day in a cubicle makes you stir-crazy and bored, your attention wanders at the slightest provocation.

cube-worker a: "hey did you see that new guy in marketing?"
cube-worker b: "girl, you got your cube-goggles on, i saw him on the street and trust me: nothin to write home about."

cube-goggles by koalabearluv November 25, 2007

Shakin' Cubas 

Another name for man boobs or otherwise known as "Moobs" especially when the man is doing physical activity and the Shakin' Cubas are moving.

moobs boobs boobies

"oh man,that guy shouldn't be jump roping! his Shakin' Cubas are all over the place!"

"That guy needs to get a sports bra, his Shakin' Cubas are hanging out!"

"Dude! Get off me! your Shakin' Cubas are all up in my face!"


shaking cuba

Shakin' Cubas by laurenlikespie April 16, 2009

Poop Cube 

The most convenient way of storing your poop. Most commonly found under the bed. If mom finds your poop sock don’t let her find your poop cube.

Don’t let mom find the poop cube!

Poop Cube by Dwayne the glock Johnson February 7, 2019

Smash Bros Cube 

Super Smash Brothers Melee;

The reason the Nintendo GameCube exists.

So why didn't they just call it the Smash Bros Cube?

Me: Dude, did you bring your Smash Bros Cube?

You: What?

Me: Your Smash Bros Cube.

You: Oh, you mean my GameCube? Yeah I have it, but I didnt bring smash bros sorry.

Me: You idiot.

Smash Bros Cube by Socko_ECS August 23, 2011

Rubix Cube 

Common misspelling of Rubik's Cube, a cube-shaped puzzle toy invented by Erno Rubik. Any side of the cube can rotate any direction, and the goal is to get each of the six sides a solid color.

Sara: didn't you buy a Rubix Cube the other day?
Jack: it's actually a Rubik's Cube.
Sara: whatever
Jack: yeah, i couldn't figure it out so i set it on fire.
Sara: zomg i did the same thing

Rubix Cube by floydboy June 22, 2010