Over Compulsive Defence Disorder 

Someone who can't shut the f*ck up and admit what ever he/she likes is cr*p. Defends things to the last.

People that suffer from this syndrome also have CPOD (can't p*ss off disorder) and SNFD (so not funny disorder). Can be in likeness to Fanboy.

Can be a mainstreamphobic.

Person 1- Hey did you see that show last night, so much better than _____
Over Compulsive Defence Disorder Person- No that show is sh*t, no one with a life would watch that...
Person 2- I would. So would anyone like to go and listen to some Beatles
OCDD- NO! Beatles are rubbish, they cant sing or play an instrument... LOL
Person 1- STFU! SNF! Beatles are the most successful band ever! come dude lets leave this OCDD!
Person 2- Lets go! QUICK BEFORE HE BECOMES CPO!!
OCDD- Hey guys i hadnt finished talking...
2- NOOOO PISS OFF
OCDD- No u piss off
1- OK
OCDD- WAIT FOR ME!
1+2- AHHHHHH!!!!

Over Compulsive Defence Disorder by mrdeadsexy November 21, 2011

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder 

To be so absolutely obsessed with a person that one talks about this person in everything that one does.

Man, Steven Keating has obsessive compulsive disorder, he is so in love with that girl that he talks about her in every conversation and shes even in his clan tag.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by OmgDanIsTheHottestManAlive March 28, 2010

Selective Over-Compulsive Disorder 

The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.

You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."

Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".

You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."

Selective Over-Compulsive Disorder by De mirandis homo August 20, 2012

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID) 

When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.

This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!

Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.

Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID) by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018

Obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder

Obsesses over the newest fad or idea. Always has a new hobby or passion. Instantly knows everything about the obsession, most likely due to google search.

By 8 a.m. this morning, my buddy had entered the Mr. Universe contest, by 10 a.m. he sold his gym equipment. By noon one would of thought he had a masters in science and computer technology due he vast knowledge of google searched items. Then as the afternoon came to an end, he had sold all of his computers and purchased a dog sled, and was going off the grid in the Yukon. Very typical of his obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder.

Obsessive compulsive bi-polar fad chasing disorder by Cucklife February 5, 2021

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy 

Where you feel compelled all of the time to make other people do things that you do not feel the need to do yourself. Their failure to do so makes you extremely uncomfortable.

Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.

When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.

My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder by Proxy by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021

obcessive-compulsive 

A sewage-pumping contractor who is overly zealous/scrupulous about performing a thorough job.

Winston Rothschild may have started out being obcessive-compulsive about his less-than-pleasant employment, but he soon learned dat it's da overall volume of product pumped dat really matters, not how totally empty you get a particular customer's septic-tank. His customers are always pleased --- one of da many slogans he goes by is "We're number TWO!"

obcessive-compulsive by QuacksO July 8, 2021