Cankle 

When your calf and ankle merge into one super joint. Tom Burg has some cankles. See Summer Sausage or No Ankles Burg.

"I don't know who that chick was, but she had some major cankles" - Joe "Shabs" Udvari

Cankle by Die_Tasse February 9, 2005

Cankles 

When a person is so fat, there is no physical distinction of where their calfs end, and their ankles start.

"Whoa! She's a big girl!"

"Yeah, a knee length skirt is not a good idea. Look at those cankles"

Cankles by Ricky Simpson November 27, 2007

cankles 

the most atractive lower leg a person can have, basically they are the shit

Moris couldnt get enough of his girlfriend's cankles, they were just that hot

cankles by YsteB August 14, 2006

cankle 

A medical condition suffered mostly by the obese to morbidly obese where the calf goes directly to the heal of the foot without any conture where the ankle bone should normally be expected to protrude.

The pictures on www.cankles.org really left no cankles to the imagination.

cankle by PVH July 2, 2003

cankles 

On a morbidly obese person, the area in which the calves have grown so large that they actually fold over and cover the ankles.

"Can you help me tie my shoes? My cankles are in the way."

cankles by Ryan P October 4, 2005

cankles and gunt 

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

cankles and gunt by tofoomeister September 27, 2005

Cankle Spanker 

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

Cankle Spanker by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008