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burger king that shit 

When you're in a fight, and your coach wants you to take it to the center of the ring.

Coined by Forrest Griffin on The Ultimate Fighter 7, where the ring had a huge Burger King decal on the center. Forrest blurted out "Get in the center! BURGER KING THAT SHIT!!!" while one of his students was fighting.
Get in the center! BURGER KING THAT SHIT!!!

Burger King Bathroom

Wrecking a Burger King bathroom by spraying explosive diarrhea on all surfaces, while completely missing the commode.
Jeff is such a chode. I pulled a Burger King Bathroom just before I left his lame party.

Burger King Hot Dog 

when ya best friends dog farts, and than your friend also rips ass while you r laughin, and it smells so bad, ya boi throws up a terrible tasting hot dog from Burger king.
Yoooooo Biggie you remember that time you threw up that burger king hot dog?

Burger King Foot Lettuce 

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace

Burger King foot lettuce 

A type of lettuce that burger king has a staff member use lettuce as a bedroom carpet then bring the lettuce back to put in burgers.
Joe I need you to make some Burger King foot lettuce