British 

British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.

Person A: Look at the cock on that one
Person B: yea he’s British, that’s why

British by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019

British 

Oi Bruvv intiitt GROOOSSSEE

Tea and crumbetrs british init

British by ja conbm ulins October 21, 2020

british 

tommyinnit

tommyinnit is the definition of British

british by joemama2473294344 November 3, 2020

british 

tommyinnit

person 1: "what's the definition of british?"

person 2: "tommyinnit."

british by M3AH November 3, 2020

British 

Formerly referred to people of the once great, Britain. Now refers to the minority of those who believe something something sovereignty, something something fish.

The rest consider themselves Europeans now.

I knew what I voted for... I'm British.

British by anonymous January 2, 2021

british 

Ignis is canonically british in Dank's Discord Server even if there is contradicting evidence proving otherwise

"isn't Ignis british?"
"Yes."

british by XXX_$$$$_Puppet_$$$$_XXX February 27, 2021

british 

Taking the piss out of our own nation until someone (usually an American) agrees, at which point we become super patriotic

Person A: God I hate this shithole, our country is so horrible- like who the hell designed out weather?!
Person B: IKR the UK is horrible you all drink so much tea and how is you're weather that horrible do you have anything other than rain?
Person A: Fuck off, Britain is amazing we are superior to you losers- and most of us hate tea and at least our crops are waters and we have FREE HEALTHCARE!
Person B: God you are so british

british by reallyneedsalife May 13, 2021