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A dad who loves his kids. He is the coolest dad ever (seriously). He is the top seller at his work as a weed salesman at a legal weed dispensary in Alaska. He desires to make his kids laugh and he wants to show his kids all the beauties of the world.
Look at TYSON, I wish my dad were like him.
Tyson by fefe_got_that_dripdrip January 5, 2021
tyson is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
sexy sexy man tyson is here
tyson by Memerlol March 24, 2021
Tyson has a humongous cock all the girls want
Tyson by goongi April 22, 2021
A very confident person, Tyson is well known for his funny jokes and sexy good looks. He is loyal to everybody and he is a lovable character.
Girl: Look how hot Tyson is.
Tyson: I heard you ya dumb cunt yes it is true i am sexy
Girl: takes a shit dripping down her thigh
Tyson by showcondeez July 19, 2021
A guy who doesn't know how to talk to Girls, the type of Guy to ask "where the hoes at" on text and also turn dead silent when they arrive. Tyson is also a dumbass, who always ends up in trouble.
Teacher: *Explains absolutely everything then proceeds to tell the students to do it*
Tyson: So what are we doing again?
Tyson by Bigboii808 September 20, 2021
A boosted iron player on Valorant. Get + Ratio Kid. LOL. <3
JOEL: *DIES IN VALORANT ROUND*
TYSON: HOW DID YOU DIE
JOEL: YOU'RE SHIt
Tyson by druwl October 29, 2021