Stump Dick 

1.)A guy who talks big but never does anything.

2.)That guy you know who made a name for himself but really has nothing worth boasting about.

3.)A strong guy who cannot satisfy his girlfriend(s).

1.)John is really intimidating but then again he has no balls to do anything he threatens to do. What a stump dick.

2.)Herman is such a stump dick; he acts all high and mighty but he has no game.

Stump Dick by Iron M. February 17, 2009

stump water 

Any substance that smells like it came out of a wet tree stump.

Guinness smells and tastes like stump water.

stump water by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

Stump Grinder 

A Sexual act where while having vaginal intercourse you attempt to slip your scrotum (the stump) into the vagina with the shaft (Or trunk).

Guy 1 : Hey man, I was banging this chick last night for the first time and I was trying to put my balls in her vag. along with my dick.

Guy 2 :Your an idiot, You can't just pull a stump grinder on a girl, on the first date!

Stump Grinder by WootALoot December 14, 2009

stump pumper 

a. a person who bones amputees stumps.

b. an amputee that bones people with their stump , stump hump

stump pumper : Dont bother getting out of the wheelchair , i will just pump your stump.

you : sure or i can stuff my stump in your twizzy .

stump pumper by det.und October 3, 2005

stump pump

voilently pumping your fist in and out of someones asshole up to and including your wrist so your arm looks like a stump

"ya i made him my bitch by stump pumpin' the bastard till he agreed"

stump pump by kerri-ann vigar August 7, 2007

stump bump 

Like a fist bump, except with amputees.

Yesterday I saw two old war veterans do a stump bump. It made my day.

stump bump by asamon December 18, 2009

stump hung 

Nailing the dick of a sexual predator to a tree stump with a wide head 10 penny nail, miles from passers-by. Leaving said sexual predator nailed to the stump with only a small lightweight knife to "free" himself with by cutting off his dick or die from exposure.

Imagine a greasy country boy with no dick! He was stump hung.

stump hung by TacoSauceKidd February 21, 2011