negative lottery 

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.

I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.

negative lottery by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010

I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

I crap you negative by dstikele October 23, 2009

Nigativity 

a person who is, non-black, as negative as a black person

That's straight up nigativity.

Nigativity by RunningWulf2010 May 29, 2010

Negative canthal tilt 

When the inside edge of your eye (medial canthus) is higher than the the outside part of your eye (lateral canthus). This forms a negatively slanted eye that can make you look tired, submissive, or old. Popular determiner of attractiveness in looksmaxxing/incel communities.

Truecel: Bro I've been rejected for the 20th time by low-tier Beckys.

Incel: it's because of your negative canthal tilt, brocel. It's over for you, just ropemaxx

Negative canthal tilt by its0verbuddyboyo April 13, 2023

Negative Nancy 

Someone submitted to an extreme amount of negativity

Johnson, that man is a real negative nancy

Negative Nancy by Lafertee, Daniel September 6, 2003

negative creep 

kick-ass song by nirvana.

"Daddys little girl aint a girl no more"

negative creep by Ka July 17, 2004

Negative Boner 

The opposite of a boner. When you are really cold/turned off, your dong will scrunch up so tight that it gets stiff.

Turn on the heater, I'm getting a negative boner.

Negative Boner by Tomanton May 23, 2006