Kale Bail 

When one is eating vegan food with a friend and forgets money. The other friend then helps or bails them out.

"Molly Hawkey totally Kale Bailed me when I forgot my wallet at Cafe Gratitude. She is such a nice lady." - Genevieve Jones.

Kale Bail by Morgan Spurlock January 8, 2012

Kale Marr 

This fuckin' Man Bear Pig Creature found in the wild jungle of matata. He travels via hooves to this school edikum to beat everyone at sports then eat them cos he's a man bear pig.


Oh and he's gay with jacob

Toni: Oh my gawsh, WAT DE FACK IS THAT?!?!

Roger: It's a Kale Marr.

Toni: I thought Man Bear Pigs were extinct.

Roger: You thought wrong.

Kale Marr by Gaycob Simpson March 4, 2009

Kale Boy

The word used to describe a Black Transgender Lesbian Woman Democrat Femenist Communist with Red Hair. I don't know either.

Fucking Kale Boy

Kale Boy by All Hail Trump The Third December 20, 2018

Kale Chips 

A person who's sense of humor is dank memes, bad puns, and takes a liking to gay couples and thinks they're adorable. Usually a chatterbox but can be really quiet and shy. Person's silliness is tremendous and makes everyone laugh. Is amazingly pretty and thinks no one likes her. Has friends that no one likes but she thinks are amazing, and help her through everything. Is depressed, mild-severe general anxiety. Wants to be emo when in reality everyone thinks she already is. Real name is usually Kaylee, Kayleigh, Kale, Kaeli, etc.

"Hey, Kale Chips! Do you want to sit with us at lunch today?"

Kale Chips by EmoKaleChips March 14, 2017

kale belton 

The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.

Girl: Who is that?
Girl 2: only the hottest guy you will ever meet, it's kale belton.

kale belton by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013

kale baker bitch

an alternative name for One Direction's Harry Styles due to his love of kale and his past profession as a baker

"of course that Kale Baker Bitch tripped over his gold shoes again"

kale baker bitch by ohnoniall December 1, 2015

kale klux klan 

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism

1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."

kale klux klan by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017