blob jump 

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high

Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump

blob jump by swaggerblob October 11, 2017

blob thing 

a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.

"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"

blob thing by YEEEEEYeyeyeYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 15, 2020

Blob Blob Crew

A group of fat people

Fat Parker is in the blob blob crew

Blob Blob Crew by Oi Boy April 2, 2009

Blob Dylan 

1. Singer Bob Dylan used to have a wonderful singing voice, till one day he went swimming in a lake with a lot of algae in it and he got a frog stuck in his throat. Since then, he's earned the nickname "Blob Dylan".
2. Slang for anyone who used to have a great voice till a sudden accident left them sounding strange.

1. *I've got a frowg stuck in my thrwoat* -Blob Dylan
2. Hank used to be a great singer, then one day he got hit by a roflcopter, he's a total Blob Dylan.

Blob Dylan by fisherx12 September 6, 2010

Blob Blocker 

Another word for a tampon.

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?

Blob Blocker by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011

Blob out 

The term blob out (or blobbing out or simply blobbing) refers to the act of turning off one's own bones as a means to relaxation, allowing one's body to pool out on a surface in a blob-like way.

Man I really wish I can go home so I can blob out already. Today's been awful!

Blob out by the-blobster August 17, 2018

Blob Job 

A blow job from an overweight female.

Well, she looked much bigger than her Tinder picture, so I didn’t hit it. I settled for a blob job instead.

Blob Job by Willcooperlutz April 1, 2019