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Johnny Nigger Fingers 

A Johnny nigger fingers he/she/they are usually under the influence of mood altering substance(s) and relentlessly pilfer through your belongings.
I left that Johnny nigger fingers alone in my bathroom, low & behold my medicine cabinet is empty and my toilet paper is gone
Johnny Nigger Fingers by anonymous November 24, 2023

Johnny Sundae 

To take a poop on someone then teabag the poop with your balls.
“For my next trick, I shall Johnny Sundae this woman!”
Johnny Sundae by Johnny Sundae January 28, 2024

Johnny o groats 

A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.
Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.

johnny tinkleberry the 38th 

person 1: hey johnny tinkleberry the 38th
johnny: big balls

johnny tinkleberry the 18th

Johnny Shot

Shot of Malort
Chase with Shot of Tequila
** no salt or lime **
Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're Wild AF!
Johnny Shot by Doble P December 5, 2023