BiscuitDoughJones 

Slang for pockmarked midget with a cellulite dimpled ass.

To be a BiscuitDoughJones, you have to be 1) really short, 2) have a really messed up Freddy Krueger looking acne scarred face, 3) have so much cellulite on your ass and thighs that you look like a walking bag of cottage cheese.

It also helps if you have comparatively small boobies, to increase the hilarious factor. Most BiscuitDoughJoneses have attempted suicide but have not (yet) succeeded.

If Edward James Olmos was a female, he would be a BiscuitDoughJones.

BiscuitDoughJones by killyourselfbizkit May 9, 2008

Ownage Biscuit 

A phrase used in online games, when you are killing many people without getting touched, you are owning, therefore entitled to scream out "OWNAGE BISCUIT"
while killing more people, as soon as you are killed, the Ownage Biscuit phase is over and must be re-owned

RandomFace was killed by Gyroid
Ronin was killed by Gyroid
Shrill was killed by Gyroid
PlasticMolotov was killed by Gyroid
"OMG!!1! DIS IS TEH OWNAGE BISCUIT!!1!"

Ownage Biscuit by Bill March 23, 2004

Air Bisquit

To fart, to poot, to cut the cheese, to break wind

Dirty D just lifted his leg and floated an air bisquit your way, better watch out.

Air Bisquit by 1691 July 30, 2006

no biscuit 

A rebuke for ill-considered or unsuccessful behavior; often, a parody of the phrase, "Bad dog! No biscuit!"

A website devoted to bad writing and its prevention:
"Bad fanfic! No biscuit!"

A math teacher to a class:
"No! No cancelling across a plus sign! Bad algebra! No biscuit!"

A blogger about his slow computer:
"Bad network! No biscuit!"

no biscuit by Amar Nagesh May 18, 2009

biso 

An acronym originally standing for "Babson International Student Organization", which now refers to an international student usually from european or latin-american descent that is engaged in the international metropolitan lifestyle.

"The biso's all got a few tables at Rumor tonight, want to come?"

biso by Christan Hansonn February 7, 2008

biscum

One who is both bisexual and scum.
Basically every bisexual is biscum.

"You should never trust biscum, they only want to get their dicks sucked but aren't willing to have real relationships." -butthurt faggot

biscum by Biscum January 19, 2014

Bashing the Bishop 

to masturbate (male) see flicking the bean for ladies
also known as

having a tug/ one man tug o'war
wanking
choking the chicken
or
wrestling with your bald headed champ

i went home last nite an saw that courtney cox on the tele!!, i tell thee wot, i went straight to bed and bashed the bishop!!!!

Bashing the Bishop by hanz weiss December 13, 2003